Mac the knife strikes again

So... two nights ago I woke up to a loud bang and saw my computer laying in pieces all over my bedroom floor. As I got closer to the "scene of the crime" I came to realize that this was no accident. Amongst the debris and scattered keys lay a note that read simply, "Can't take these friggin' macs anymore." That's right, it was suicide. Poor little guy never had a chance. 

...so that wasn't EXACTLY what happened but I'm pretty sure that my pricing of Macs that same morning had SOMETHING to do with my computer breaking...